saying “well i’m _____ and it doesn’t bother ME” is like saying “well there’s a ton of people being mauled by ravenous rabid killer weasels but they didnt attack ME so everything is a-okay”
are you really for real right now
Anonymous asked: I live in Australia and the possums have become attracted to me. I cant go outside because the possums are too deep. They are unaffected by ace flames. Should I attempt to kill them another way or can I tame them and create an army?
australian possums are adorable why would you kill them?
tame all of the possums, live forever in a heap of possum cuddles